"I can't wait to get my son or daughter on my norks. No nutrients, but they would be that into norks!"

Guy on Breast feeding.

"It's got to be what's right for the brand, not the man."

Guy on coming second

"I took my mum over to the park... It was kinda like Wicked, it was green."
Guy on Musicals

“Do you know who I am going to do it with today? My Mother...”
Guy on doing lunch.

“I’m a bit like a shit old chair…. Deceptively cool”
Guy Rooke on first impressions

"Where do you find midgets if you want to date them? I don't mean for me...
it's for a friend."

Guy on having an open mind