"I rock my own world"

Rookey on self reflection.

I love you like a brother....who died in the war.

Guy on Glenn moving desks

Don't be fooled by this facade. I am a black man underneath.

Guy on alter egos.

"Anyone who likes the Foo Fighters is a friend of mine."

Guy on overrated 90's rock bands

"Doing original work is what gets me leaping out of bed in the morning."

Guy on morning ritual

"What would happen if you accidentally superglued your sphincter?"

- Guy on scientific method

"I've seen a black guy with a small knob before"

Guy on equality.

“Do the words ‘anyone want to have a massage with a happy ending?’ come to mind when I mention Lunch?”
- Guy on lunch

"Ok I wanna see how many people follow me. How do I sign up? I scoff at MC Hammer"
Rookie on Twitter (and MC Hammer's 520,000 followers)

"I'd like to get my body working like a machine"
Guy on Personal Training